cookiemonstarr:

heartshapedbruises:

miapunya:

sansparole:

thelovelybones:

jokc:theduty: calories burnt: 0

LOL. This can’t be real.

hahaha! think it’s real?? naaaahh

HAH. :)))

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   That seems true for some reason

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   This is awesome!!

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    Sexual calorie counter.

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    I looked it up. Not going near that one, sounds too tiring.

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    I WAS wondering the exact same thing while I read that.

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    WOW! This made me shoot milk from my nose. (Nevermind I wasn’t drinking milk, hahahaha!)

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    LMFAOOOOOOOHMYGOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS ITALIAN CHANDELIER

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    WTF is Italian Chandelier? =)) Gago nung last two =)))

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    hahah omfg this better not be true!!

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA wna lose a pound? CHEAT ON SOMEONE

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    -dead- Is this true or what?? “With your wife knocking at the door… 3521 calories…” WTAF?!?

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    Kailangan ko to! Kailangan ko ng pumayat! :-))

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    this is TOO funny! :)) hahahaha!!!

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    WTF is Italian Chandelier?!?!? Do...even dare to google that…. ibitevampires:theduty:

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    THIS IS SO WRONG, IT MADE ME LOL. XDDDD

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    HAHAHA i love it

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    LMFAO FAKE ORGASM BURNS MORE CALORIES? KSMDFLSHDFJKH AHAHHAHAHA

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    WAT IS THIS HOW DO THEY EVEN KNOW JESUS

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    HAHAHA. I LOLed.

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    HAHAHAHAHHAH! :)) Italioan chandelier? WTF is that?!

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    hahahaha cookiemonstarr:

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    hahaha! think it’s real?? naaaahh

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     Hahahah! What the heck is an Italian Chandelier???? AHAHAH!

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     I particularly like the ‘getting a second erection if you are 70 and over: results are still pending’

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     Astaga, how do they even calculate this?

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     AHAHA. i’ll keep this in mind LMAO.

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     HAHAHHA. wtf daph!

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     I’m reblogging this because it’s just SO awkward.

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     jokc:theduty bahahahahaha I love this

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     I’m on a strict diet, fasting as of right now.

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     THIS IS SO FUNNY =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) especially the with your wife knocking at the door :|

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     ROFL ROFL ROFL Oh you know I LOLed when I saw you post this XD

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     LOL.. Time to lose some weight. KIDDING. Sherman, don’t LOL go do it with no hands~ AT DANCE CAMP! :D ehehehe

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     for everyone who wants to lose weight.

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     with the right combination it can be quite challenging xD

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     LOL! TOTALLY FALSE BUT SUPER HILARIOUS!

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     Hahaha also 69 standing up < 69 standing up at a party and getting walked in on Also this thing is actually kinda...

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     Fuck you, opening a bra with your teeth is pussy shit. One hand or nothing. Your teeth should be otherwise occupied at...

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     This is so fake. Mostly because you can’t put a fucking condom of a flaccid dick!

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     italian chandelier?

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     lol this is great.

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     Ahahaha whuuuuuuuuuuut

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     Sorry this is too funny not to post, excuse if it’s vulgar.

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     theduty: calories burnt: 0 LOL. This can’t be real.

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     provides a good reason to do it doggy style. :P

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     this made my day

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     good to know. -___- ahahahaha.

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     lol ditto brandon

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